Tuesday, May 16, 2006

...from a flier passed out at an unidentified Protestant Church in Southeastern Ohio around the time of our story.

BEWARE THE HUN!!!!


Dear Brother,

Are you planning a trip to visit the various of jewels with which our Lord has blessed the Ohio River Valley? Well, do as all good Christians do and keep Cincinnati off your eye-tinary. It is a veritable Hun’s Haven on the shores of God’s land. These dirty migrants come to ruin farmland and embibe alcoholic spirits.

THE HUN IS A MENANCE! AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS!!!

Yours in God,
Rev. D. Beautreau

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