Tims IS Strange, wouldn't you Agree?

oky...umm ,1) everything which move has its own time , time is wrong , 2)your child can be older that you if you move is 2.7 * 10(7) m/s ....he will born when you are 20 and then after 40 years you two will be in the same age and any time after that he will be older...3)every emotionstarts in the brian so its easy to make your self happy or sad or even rich the only thing you have to do is beleive that in all your mind and start living it ....4)u can see futer when you make ur mind in a state with release the time effects that why sometimes people say (oh , im sure that i have seen this before )...im sorry sir becuase my languge is broken and maybe if i could speak in my languge it will be more clear and understandable....thx for your time ....

That Rarest of Love Letters
or
Communique from a Dictator's Ex-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Robert Taylor, late of power in Liberia, was a great lover and a bit of a con man. Many beautiful women were left in his wake. And here we have one of them contacting yours truly.

I ask you dear reader, what am I to make of this?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Friend,

With all sincerity and humility, it is with deep pains I write you this message of wishful assistance to my predicament. I am Mrs. Jewel Taylor the estranged wife to the former president of Liberia who was asked by unanimous decision by the international community to step down from the corridors of power.

I write you this mail under duress and as a result of my recent decision to better the lives of I and my children. I have made a decision which I know might not be good in the sight of man but the present situation has led me to this decision to better the lives of my children. Currently now I have decided to make do with the sum of $20.5m (Twenty Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) belonging to my husband in which I am a beneficiary to, I have decided to relocate with your assistance to your private account the said sum.

My decision was reached when I could not conceive the thought that after the United States Government has promised to let my husband go free based on the condition that he should step down Mr. Collin Powell stated in a press briefing that he would be indicted by the court in Netherlands to face charges on war crimes, this is what led to my decision as God Knows that I was never in support of his involvement in the indecent maltreating of innocent people in Politics.

This decision is hard for me to make but I just have to make it for the sake of my children's future. Currently the said sum was lodged in a safety deposit box in a financial Institution which I will disclose to you as a matter of commitment to me and this plea for assistance. I currently have the deposit certificate and can draw up a change of beneficiary mandate to affect you as the beneficiary to the funds. I am a trained economist by profession and it is in this line that I will want you to take note that your services for assisting me will be compensated to the best of my ability.

I have this to look forward to so I would like you to keep this project close to your heart just as myself pending when we reach the conclusive end of this project. I will want you as a matter of confidentiality to respond through this mail and also include your telephone number as well so that i can give you a call if the need arises as we are currently on political asylum now in West Africa. Once get your confirmation that you can be of assistance I will bring you into a clearer picture of the situation at hand.

View this site to see a picture of me: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2963086.stm
I look forward to your response with great hope of assistance from your good self. Reply to jewel-taylor@hotmail.com

I remain yours truly,

Mrs. Jewel Taylor.

Clearly This Sensitive Soul Has the Wrong Man

Date: Sat Aug 4 21:23:33 2007
From: Ivan

To: Lukas
Subject: Re[1]: Privet dear!


Hello, Lukas

Each time I see the rain, I think that heavens are crying. There is always
a reason for crying. Either sad or happy. If I would criticize myself, I'd
make a conclusion that most of my tears are for sad moments. Someone made
me feel bad, or I've watched bad news on TV, or the movie is sad, or old
people pass away, there are so many reasons for sad tears:.
However I know that there are happy tears as well! I remember myself at the
Graduation from school. I remember birthdays, when you get what you wished
so much! I remember the feeling of being happy for someone else and feeling
the tears even though knowing that everything is wonderful. They say that
only emotional people cry. It is not true. Everyone does, even the
strongest and the toughest:
I dream that we can have a family, and that I could cry only happy tears,
our wedding, birth of the first kid, our anniversaries, our little holidays,
our career growth:: Don't you also dream about this?... I am waiting for
you for further communication and relations.

Bye

Ivan