I SLEPT JUST LATE ENOUGH TO MISS THE FOG BUT NOT THE MOON.

I complain too much about things that don't affect me and too little about things that do.

I JUDGE PEOPLE BY THEIR POLITICAL VIEWS WITHOUT LIVING UP TO MY OWN CONVICTIONS.

I LIKE BANDS THAT SEEM COOL IN INTERVIEWS BECAUSE I REALLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MUSIC.

I DIFFERENTIATE MYSELF FROM THE MASSES WITH MY IDIOSYNCRATIC SHOPPING HABITS

I E-MAILED MYSELF A DIRTY SELF PORTRAIT
NOW I FEEL ASHAMED OF MYSELF

I AM WAITING FOR SOMEONE COOL TO TELL ME WHAT TO THINK