Showing posts with label Open Letters from Strangers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Open Letters from Strangers. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

What Is It In Euros Though?

Uk Lottery Board
PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT.
60 Merriman Road
Blackheath
London SE3 8RZ
England.
Dear Winner,
CONSOLATION WINNER NOTICE
We wish to congratulate and inform you on the selection of your email coupon number which was selected among the 6 lucky consolation prize winners Your email ID identified with coupon No. PBL2348974321 and was selected by our E-games Random Selection System (ERSS) with entries from the 50,000 different email addresses enrolled for the E-game.you have been awarded the sum of (ฃ2,600,000)You are to contact the claims agent with the following details for the release of your winnings.

Claims Requirements:

1.Name in full: Roman V. Lelefski
2.Home Address: A Lady never asks
3.Age: see Above
4.Occupation: What's it look like?
5.Phone Number: None
6.Present Country: None
7.Sex: Not nearly often enough

Overseas Claims Unit

United Kingdom Lottery Fiduciary
Contact Person: Mr. Macdanny Cole
Contact E-mail: gmksslotts@hotmail.com

Regards,
Mrs. Monical Walter
(Group Coordinator)

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

IN THE NAME OF GOD or Whomever's Been Working His Shift While He's Been on Vacation for the last few Thousand Years
Hi
we have a project to send and hold bodies of prophets and immaculates and their families and holies and great leaders and people and gospel and holy books and you to and in space for always and vigil them with psychiatry and medicine sciences and scientific notes of ghost summon and create an over holy center in space over milky way galaxy to fix the security and its way in space is over sun and other great stars and there is a very liveable and secure and important place to live in space.we have calculated its all financial matters and profits and family matters and its profits have began from before this time with regard the all of laws of governments and priority of holies in scientific acts. we are volunteer to this work please and have approved it with positive answer in class A universities and ready to do for universal size.We invite you to participate in this project as an holy status please and live and worship in over space center.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Indeed great advances brough to you via Spam
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

No great advance has ever been made in science, politics, or religion, without controversy.
I can elect to change all thoughts that hurt.


How do you do?
A sales manager and project executive is needed urgently in
your region,this is a part-time job offer and it will not affect your
present job status,get back to me for more details,have a blessed day.

Here's the application form:

First Name:
Last Name:
City:
Zip:
Tel:
E-mail:

Additional information about yourself :

Just copy the form above and cli ck here to compose your reply

Regards,
WOGGER MANAGEMENT INC



linked together, their currencies pegged not to gold or the dollarbut

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

AS A THOROUGHLY UNTRUSTWORTHY AND UNSCRUPULOUS SORT, I SHAN'T BE CONTACTING THESE GEMS ABOUT THEIR GEMS BUT YOU, DEAR READER, SHOULD FEEL FREE TO CONTACT THEM AND CAST YOUR LOT WITH JIMMY EDWARDS AND HIS CAPITAL GEMS
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Capital Gems Company Ltd (CHINA)
107 Dongsi Bei Dajie
Dongcheng District
Beijing 100007 China
Ref: 44/28/CH






Attn: Mr./Mrs,



I am Mr. James Edward Chief Personnel Officer Gems Company Ltd (China).We
are a trading company that is into the hire and sales of precious stones
like: Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Tanzanite, Morganite, Amethyst, Citrine,
Peridot etc. which can be readily adapted for customers specific
requirements to the America, Asia, South America and selected locations in
Europe.

Currently our company Capital Gems in China is encountering problems by
retrieving/collecting payment from its customers/client located in
America, Asia, South America and selected locations in Europe, due to the
fact that we sell goods to these customers/clients on credit base and we
are now searching for a company or individual who can represent our
company in terms of helping us Collecting these payment in his/her country
and earn 10% commission of every payment made through you or your
company on behalf of Capital Gems Company Ltd (China).

If you know you are not trustwothy please do not bother to
reply,because a lot of money is involved here. All I am asking you is, if you
would like to earn 10% of any amount you will help to collect from customers.
One of the vital reason for this new development is that before, things
were not as difficult as this for Capital Gems Company Ltd and
exporters in the China because cheques from these countries never took time
before they are cleared in our territory, but now it takes weeks and this
slows down the production of the company.Some of these customers even
issued cheques that will not be clear eventually at the end of the day
and these has being creating more financial problems for the company
(Capital Gems Company Ltd) and including other Chinese businessmen.

The best part of this job offer is that you do not have to leave your
present place of employment because it is on a part-time basis. You can
ask any question concerning the areas where you are not clear and I
assure you that we will answer them to the best of our knowledge.


Thank you.


If you are interested,forward to us the following information.




Name In Full

Home Address

City

State

Zip Code

Country

Home and Office phone

Fax No If Any

Age

Nationality



Mr James Edward.


Capital Gems Company Ltd


NB:

PLEASE DO NOT APPLY IF YOU ARE NOT FROM THE U.S.A.,CANADA,EUROPE,
AUSTRALIA OR ASIA.THESE ARE THE ONLY PLACES WHERE I NEED REPRESENTATIVES.OUR
COMPANY'S LINE OF BUSINESS IS VERY LUCRATIVE AND YOU WILL NOT REGRET
BEING A MEMBER OF THE TEAM.

Copyright(C)2007,Capital Gems Company Ltd. All Rights Reserved.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

This Morbid Confidence Artist is NOT My Kind of Scum!
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Hello,
This is to inform you that My madam later died last week in the hospital and as she has already instructed you to take care of me and the fund which she gave me all the documents to keep.
Right now, I am in the church because of the step mother who wants to take these documents from me, therefore I will want you to contact the lawyer which she directed to us that will assist you to change the documents of the $28.725 Million dollars to your name in order for the bank to transfer the money to you.
HON.BARRISTER HAMZA ALLOUD
MC. LAMBERT & ASSOCIATES
05 Ave. Pierre Marie Curie,
12 BP 5236 Abidjan 12
Abidjan, Cote d'IvoireTel:
E-MAIL: honhamza@lawyer.com

Regarding the $9.6 that is in the security company in London, madam instructed that after you retrieve it from the security company that we should give it to charity organization and churches and should use the $28.725, 000.00 for ourselves.
Please as you have already promised madam that you will take care of me as her son, I want you to keep your word now that she is no longer alive.
I will send the documents to you as she directed when I hear from you as it has taken few days now that you have not written.
Remember to include the secret code in your mails to me which is (000) as I dont want to go into the wrong hand.
I am waiting to hear from you.
God bless.
Andrea Ruka

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Allowing for Lloyd's Love of Allteration

Lloyd's Logistics Leadership
Basic info. & Logistics Cases in China
1£® Three stages of saving operation cost in China
2£® Three parts of feasibility study for logistics efficiency and effectiveness
3£® Inventory management against Bullwhip
4£® Outsourcing logistics against Iceberg
5£® Supply Chain Management under non-warehouse
6£® Optimization of Logistics and Supply chain
7£® New technology revolution and china operation management

I£®How to save logistics cost in China
14. Key one-mile challenge and decision
15. Storage management and inventory control in China
16. Structure and feature of china warehousing and transportation
17. Differences between China Logistics and foreign one
18. Focus on the China logistics cost of its surroundings
19. Three stages of saving logistics cost
20. Main logistics cost analysis
21. Main changeable cost of logistics
22. Driving facts of logistics cost and it way

II£®How to manage warehouse efficiently
24. Classical management of storage and warehousing and modern one
25. Updated stock warehouse and container yard
26. Challenge and development of warehouse
27. Procedure of warehousing management
28. New methods of warehouse management in China
29. Selection of warehousing and processing
30. More stock ability and higher customer service
31. Increasing WH ability and efficiency
32. Different strategy of WH management
33. Checking inventory and taking stock
34. Talley rules and in/out warehousing
35. Correction of stock management
36. Higher efficiency of warehousing operation and lower cost
37. Outlet speed and loading in time
38. Order management and selection of warehousing
39. Owner's warehousing and rental one
40. Mix-strategy of warehousing and cost control
41. Increasing warehouse efficiency and case study
42. Enterpriser's KPI & TPL's KPI
43. Lower inventory level and stocking

III£®How to control transportation effectively and better distribution
23. Bullwhip and logistics solution
24. Optimization of transportation routs
25. Optimization of transportation cost
26. Fast expressing of domestic and international delivery
27. Full loading and part loading of D2D
28. Mix-transportation ways
29. Industrial distribution and commercial one
30. Co-distribution and social logistics
31. Cargo Distribution and its processing
32. Functional Challenge in Distribution & Collection of Warehousing
33. Industrial distribution center and commercial one
34. Cross-docking system and collection/distribution
35. Emergency logistics

IV£® How to control inventory and outsourcing
36. From Iceberg to Ice-ship
37. Key problem of stock and inventory
38. Customer service and customer satisfaction
39. Three key points of inventory management
40. Two secrecies of inventory management
41. ABC purchasing and rolling plan
42. Controlling the inventory on way
43. Application of IT in inventory management
44. D2D delivery under long distance and JIT
45. Multi-SKU warehouse management
46. From VMI to WWS(without warehouse system)
47. Outsourcing business and TPL service

Cost: 3800RMB for one person and two days

Lloyd's Logistics Limited, set up in 1994, one of BCC(British Commercial Chamber) in China offers you the professional
service in China logistics such as training, coaching, consulting and exchanging. Our service will give you direct
contribution of cost saving and marketing competition by means of ` NO CURE NO PAY `.

Trainer Profile
Mr. John Tang
Master Lecturer of MBA & EMBA, a qualified professional in logistics training and a senior logistics director having 25 years
logistics experience of MNC, is a noted figure in China Logistics Field. He has served as senior logistics director and
project manager in various top 500 manufacturers such as Rhodia, RHONE-POULENC, XEROX, TPL such as COSCO, PENAVICO,
Container Co. of Shanghai Harbor Bureau, Inchcape Logistics Greater CHINA.

John has acquired his master degree in transportation management from Shanghai Maritime University,
and he has also served in Shanghai Maritime Court, Shanghai Engineering and Technology University;
consulting for World Bank and R.W law firm. Mr. Tang has unique opinions and views on China Container Transportation and
Logistics Management education and field experience. His students are employed in international companies and third party
logistics providers. He has set up the China Container Transportation Network Project in 1987. And in 1993 he has created
the concept of famous China Shipping Center(Shanghai). His dozens of successful logistics projects and field experience are
suitable for the field requirement in various international MNC and logistics providers.

Over the past two decades, Mr. Tang has been involved in various logistics practices in China, such as third party
professional logistics and distribution network, designing of enterprise supply chain and logistics strategy planning,
project feasibility study and operation; dealing with FMCG such as food, cosmetics, also dealing with textile products,
office equipment and facilities, chemicals, pesticides, and medicines. In the period, Mr. Tang has also acquired rich
theory and field experience in port, railway, multi£­ model transportation, warehousing, as well as international logistics
experience from Ex-work to DDU/DDP. He has managed to save the enterprises several tens of millions RMB in costs every year.

Why this workshop
Saving cost is the key bottle in MNC & SCM. China shipping price has been increased year by year and domestic highway price
is same in the limitation of Over-loading. The long distance of ocean let IT in vain¡£
In fact, 95% of the logistics managers in MNC have less professional background such as education, experience etc.; Also,
most of famous MNC Logistics company had not good performance in the past ten years in China.

We are glad to have seen that participates of our past seminars made great contribution to their own companies for million
saving and also increase their annual packages. On the other side, our consulting service let some customers save several
million US$ in China.
¡¡
Special Features
¡ô Excellent trainer are the key to successful training
¡ô A combination of rich professional theory with practical experience
¡ô Mastery of superb lecturing skill as well as rich career experience
¡ô Case analysis & Sino-foreign field case study & on the spot consultation
¡¡
Who should attend:
CEO, GM of MNC, Logistics Mangers, Supply Chain and Purchasing Managers, Marketing and Sales Managers, Financial managers,
GM and Development Managers of Third Party Logistics Providers

Forward this letter to your friends
If you have no interest in this workshop but consider it maybe valuable to your friends, please forward this letter to him or
her.
If you do not want to receive such offers, please reply to us with topic of delete and we will delete your email within 12
hours.
If you want to have an in-house training, coaching or consulting service, please contact us for business growth.
Welcome to join Top 500 China Logistics / Purchasing Managers Club £­ China Initiative , No. One. OUR MEMBERS CAME FROM MNC
SUCH AS
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CHEVRONTEXACO; SYNGENTA; SINOTRANS; SIEMENS; NORTE; ESSILOR; HILTI; DANISCO; AVON; SGEG; SCT; ROHMHAAS; DANFOSS; Unicentury;
SITICO; NOVO NORDISK; HUNTSMAN; SUMITOMO; ABB; BAYER; ALARIANT; DRAGER; AVENTIS; REILLY; DSM; SCHINDLER; PERPETTI; ATOFINA;
HYSTER; Dows; VOLVO; ICI; PHILIPS; Shanghai General Motor; GE; HENKEL; MERCK; CNSHIPPING; LLOYD TRIESTINO; Inter. Paper;
GRUNDFOS; Petro China; Honeywell; JHB; Baxter; Maybelline; SAES; KOHLER; Boston Scientific; NOVARTIS; Krupp-Presta;
Bertelsmann; MOEN; ADIDAS; Master Lock; HCG; KRAFT; PRAXAIR; TFL; Jahwa; BP; J&J; Seamart; ATO; Lilly; YAOHUA PILKINGTON;
SEB; Littlelfuse; ELF-ATO; EMERSON; Quaker; IMC

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Tims IS Strange, wouldn't you Agree?

oky...umm ,1) everything which move has its own time , time is wrong , 2)your child can be older that you if you move is 2.7 * 10(7) m/s ....he will born when you are 20 and then after 40 years you two will be in the same age and any time after that he will be older...3)every emotionstarts in the brian so its easy to make your self happy or sad or even rich the only thing you have to do is beleive that in all your mind and start living it ....4)u can see futer when you make ur mind in a state with release the time effects that why sometimes people say (oh , im sure that i have seen this before )...im sorry sir becuase my languge is broken and maybe if i could speak in my languge it will be more clear and understandable....thx for your time ....

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

That Rarest of Love Letters
or
Communique from a Dictator's Ex-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Robert Taylor, late of power in Liberia, was a great lover and a bit of a con man. Many beautiful women were left in his wake. And here we have one of them contacting yours truly.

I ask you dear reader, what am I to make of this?
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Dear Friend,

With all sincerity and humility, it is with deep pains I write you this message of wishful assistance to my predicament. I am Mrs. Jewel Taylor the estranged wife to the former president of Liberia who was asked by unanimous decision by the international community to step down from the corridors of power.

I write you this mail under duress and as a result of my recent decision to better the lives of I and my children. I have made a decision which I know might not be good in the sight of man but the present situation has led me to this decision to better the lives of my children. Currently now I have decided to make do with the sum of $20.5m (Twenty Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) belonging to my husband in which I am a beneficiary to, I have decided to relocate with your assistance to your private account the said sum.

My decision was reached when I could not conceive the thought that after the United States Government has promised to let my husband go free based on the condition that he should step down Mr. Collin Powell stated in a press briefing that he would be indicted by the court in Netherlands to face charges on war crimes, this is what led to my decision as God Knows that I was never in support of his involvement in the indecent maltreating of innocent people in Politics.

This decision is hard for me to make but I just have to make it for the sake of my children's future. Currently the said sum was lodged in a safety deposit box in a financial Institution which I will disclose to you as a matter of commitment to me and this plea for assistance. I currently have the deposit certificate and can draw up a change of beneficiary mandate to affect you as the beneficiary to the funds. I am a trained economist by profession and it is in this line that I will want you to take note that your services for assisting me will be compensated to the best of my ability.

I have this to look forward to so I would like you to keep this project close to your heart just as myself pending when we reach the conclusive end of this project. I will want you as a matter of confidentiality to respond through this mail and also include your telephone number as well so that i can give you a call if the need arises as we are currently on political asylum now in West Africa. Once get your confirmation that you can be of assistance I will bring you into a clearer picture of the situation at hand.

View this site to see a picture of me: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2963086.stm
I look forward to your response with great hope of assistance from your good self. Reply to jewel-taylor@hotmail.com

I remain yours truly,

Mrs. Jewel Taylor.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Clearly This Sensitive Soul Has the Wrong Man

Date: Sat Aug 4 21:23:33 2007
From: Ivan

To: Lukas
Subject: Re[1]: Privet dear!


Hello, Lukas

Each time I see the rain, I think that heavens are crying. There is always
a reason for crying. Either sad or happy. If I would criticize myself, I'd
make a conclusion that most of my tears are for sad moments. Someone made
me feel bad, or I've watched bad news on TV, or the movie is sad, or old
people pass away, there are so many reasons for sad tears:.
However I know that there are happy tears as well! I remember myself at the
Graduation from school. I remember birthdays, when you get what you wished
so much! I remember the feeling of being happy for someone else and feeling
the tears even though knowing that everything is wonderful. They say that
only emotional people cry. It is not true. Everyone does, even the
strongest and the toughest:
I dream that we can have a family, and that I could cry only happy tears,
our wedding, birth of the first kid, our anniversaries, our little holidays,
our career growth:: Don't you also dream about this?... I am waiting for
you for further communication and relations.

Bye

Ivan

Monday, July 16, 2007

An Open Letter to Pain and Suffering
(sent by an e-mailer unknown to this site)


HELLO THERE ARE THERE ANY CHANCES THAT A CURE FOR SCHIZOPHRENIA WILL BE MADE BY ANY DRUG COMPANIES OR CORPORATIONS. GIVEN THE FACTS THAT ARE OUT THERE____________ISNT IT TIME THAT AN ALL IN ONE PILL WAS MANUAFACTURED> THAT TREATS THE RNA VIRUS (35%) AND THAT OVER COMES THE PRODH DEPRECIATION AND A NOREPINEPHRIN DEPLETION < RELIEVED> IM SICK OF ALL THE EVIDENCE OUT THERE>I THINK MORE RESEARCH AND BETTER MEDICINES TARGETTED SPACIFICALLY FOR SCHIZOPHRENIA WOULD HELP US SUFFERERS IN THE LONG RUN> BECAUSE JUST SPENDING TIME WITH MY FAMILY & FRIEND & CHURCH ,INSTEAD OF BEING IN BED ASLEEP & SICK ALL THE TIME< WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME> SCHIZOPHRENIA IS A DEBILITATING DISEASE THAT TAKES OVER YOUR WHOLE LIFE AND CAN MESS YOU UP PRETTY BAD< ON TOP OF THAT I HAVE HEPATITIS C< SO I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE LEFT TO LIVE> I WOULD LIKE TO LIVE THE REMAINDER OF MY LIFE FREE FROM BEING SCHITZOPHRENIC A ND IF POSSIBLE FREE OF HEPATITIS C.ALL I CAN DO IS PRAY> ITS BAD ENOUGH SUFFERING WITH HEPATITIS C WITHOUT MY SON WHOS IN FOSTER CARE ALSO > BEFORE I GO I HOPE THERE IS A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH FOR US POOR PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM DISORDERS SUCH AS :BOTH SCHIZOPHRENIA & HEP C (BOTH RNA VIRUSES of different FORMS) THAT TAKE OVER YOUR SOUL. IM SICK OF BEING TIRED AND SAD ALL THE TIME> IM ESPECIALLY FRUSTRATED AND HOPE THIS EARTH , WILL ONEDAY CONCQUER ALL FORMS OF HORRIBLE DISEASES. DISEASES ROB YOU OF A DECENT LIFE. CAN GOD CURE DISEASES BECAUSE I NEED A MIRACLE WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF LIFE , IF YOUR ALL SCREWED UP THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SUPPORT FOR THE SICK OUT THERE. BECAUSE OF HOW MY LIFE HAS ENDED I NOW KNOW WHY PEOPLE TOP THEMSELVES> MAYBE SOMEDAY YOUR STUPID CORPORATIONS MIGHT TRY TO SAVE LIVES> INSTEAD OF ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO FINISH THEMSELVES OFF> ALL I WANT IS SIMPLE ANSWERS TO EVERYTHING. I DONT WANT THESE DISORDERS TO KILL ME>CAN YOU SAVE ME> BEFORE MY BODY IS BURIED. IMPORTANT THIS IS A SERIOUS SITUATION. MENTAL HEALTH SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES< ABANDONING NEEDY PATIENTS. HOW ABOUT GENE THERAPY FOR HEPATITIS C> BY BLOCKING THE VIRUS BY TARGETING ITS PATHWAYS, ITS WORKED FOR AIDS. WHAT ABOUT HEP C SUFFERERS SITTING THERE LIKE A WAITING TIME BOMB. TICK TICK. SAVE ME & SAVE THIS ENTIRE EMAIL PLEASE.